✓ RC: 1923476 • Showrooms: Lekki · Wuse II • Pay-after-setup (Lagos/ABJ) • 0% installment up to 6 months • +234 904 140 5136
AI voice control. 4D full-body massage. Zero gravity. Graphene heat therapy. Built-in voltage stabilizer for Nigerian power.
₦1,500,000 · 19 units left · Free Lagos & Abuja install.
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You closed the deal. You conquered the meeting. You sat in Lagos traffic for 2 hours. You walked in the door — and your body felt like concrete.
You could book a spa at the Oriental or Transcorp. But the thought of dressing up, driving back out, being massaged by a stranger in a room that smells like essential oils — after the day you’ve had — is its own kind of exhaustion.
“What if you just sat down, said one phrase, and 44 airbags + 4D rollers melted the entire day away?”
— Boardroom knots — Lagos traffic fatigue — Sleep debt — Lower-back tension — Calf heaviness — Mental overload — NEPA headaches
Six systems. One chair.
Built for Nigeria.
Offline · Dual mic · Naija accent tuned
AI Voice Control
Speak one phrase in Pidgin or English. The chair responds instantly. No remote. No Wi‑Fi. No app.
SL-Track · Shiatsu · Kneading · Tapping
Full-Body 4D Rollers
Dual silicone rollers trace your spine from C1 vertebra to tailbone. 44 airbags compress calves, arms, and hips simultaneously.
Dual actuator motors · NASA-tested angle
Zero Gravity
160° weightless recline — legs elevated above heart. Spinal discs decompress. Every vertebra unloads. The feeling of floating.
Medical-grade · Overheat protection
Graphene Lumbar Heat
50°C infrared warmth penetrates 4cm into tight lower-back muscles. Loosens stubborn fascia within 3 minutes of activation.
220V engineered for Nigeria
Built-In Voltage Stabilizer
Nigerian surge & NEPA spike protection (100V–280V). Your chair survives thunder, power outages, and bad gen fuel. Cheap knockoffs fry instantly.
10-year frame · 5-year leather
Obsidian Leather Build
Full-grain microfiber upholstery. Brushed rose-gold trim. Zero-wall sliding — needs only 5cm from your wall. Architectural centerpiece.
Zero risk. All reward.
This is how confident we are. This is how we do business with Nigerian executives.
7-Day Money Back
Don't love it in week one? We refund every naira and carry it away.
Free Install Lagos/ABJ
White-glove setup in your room within 24–48 hours of payment.
Pay After Setup (Lagos/ABJ)
Inspect the chair assembled in your home before final payment.
0% Installment Plan
Spread over 3 or 6 months. Zero interest. Zero fees. Zero stress.
Sit. Speak. Relax.
No remote. No menu. No reading glasses. When you’re exhausted, you don’t want to find buttons. You want to speak.
Built for your real life.
Home from the Third Mainland Bridge. Tie off. Shoes off. 'Hey Lexi, start recovery.' Twenty minutes later, the boardroom tension, the traffic, the 12 calls — all gone.
Pre-subh decompression. Calf compression and lumbar heat. You walk into the day calm, unshaken, already ahead of everyone still waking up.
Fifteen minutes in zero-g between investor calls. You return to the boardroom lighter, sharper, calmer. Everyone wonders how you stay composed.
The gift that made him cry in front of the family. Better than a Rolex. Better than a car. Daily comfort he will remember every morning for the next 10 years.
After a long week, you press play on Asa. 'Hey Lexi, full body, Thai stretch.' An hour later, you are a new person. Nobody touches you. Nobody books you.
Return from Lagos on Arik. Legs swollen. Back knotted. Fifteen minutes in the chair and you're ready for the dinner you almost cancelled.
Nigeria’s executives are already using it.
★★★★★ 4.9/5 · 247 homes · Lagos · Abuja · PH · Enugu
“I bought two — one for my home, one for my VI office. The AI voice is genuinely life-changing. I cancelled my Oriental Hotel spa membership the same week. I save ₦180k/month. This chair paid for itself in 8 months.”
“My husband and I used to fight over who uses it first at 8pm. So I bought a second one. Zero gravity plus heat after Jummah prayers is unmatched. The installation team were respectful, cleaned up after themselves. 10/10.”
“I'm in back-to-back Zoom calls from 7am to 9pm. The 20-minute afternoon reset between calls makes me sharper at 7pm than I was at 10am. My productivity is up. This is not a luxury — it's a performance tool.”
“My 74-year-old father was skeptical until he sat down. Now he calls me every morning to say the chair 'saved his back.' Worth every naira. Best gift I've ever given anyone in my life.”
₦1.5M is not the cost of a chair.It’s the cost of never needing a spa again.
✕ 500+ hours in Lagos traffic
✕ Inconsistent therapists
✕ Zero privacy
✕ Shared facilities
✕ Tipping every time
✕ No AI voice
✓ 24/7 private recovery in your home
✓ Zero travel. Zero booking. Zero waiting.
✓ AI voice — same perfect experience, every time
✓ Whole family uses it for 10+ years
✓ NEPA-proof built-in stabilizer
✓ 3-year full warranty
That’s less than ₦4,100 per day over 10 years — cheaper than your daily lunch at Craft Gourmet. For unlimited executive recovery.
Ready to stop thinking about spas?
Tap WhatsApp. Get the 4K video, live AI voice demo, stock confirmation, and exact delivery date. No pressure. No scripts. Just a human concierge.
✓ Reply within 60 seconds ✓ No sales scripts ✓ Human concierge ✓ Bank: GTBank · Acct name verified
Everything you need to know.
Is ₦1,500,000 the fixed, all-in price?
Yes — it includes white-glove delivery inside Lagos and Abuja, complete setup in your room, and our 3-year full-comprehensive warranty. Zero hidden fees. Zero 'installation charges.' Zero haggling.
Do you offer installment payments?
Yes. We offer 3-month and 6-month plans. 50% deposit to reserve your unit and lock the price. Balance split across 2 or 5 months. No interest, no extra fees. Ask your concierge for details on WhatsApp.
What if I don't like it after setup?
Our 7-day satisfaction guarantee covers Lagos and Abuja buyers. If the chair is not everything we promised in the first 7 days, we come pick it up and refund every naira. No arguments.
Can I see and test the chair before buying?
Yes. Physical viewing is available at our Lagos showroom (Lekki Phase 1) and Abuja showroom (Wuse II). Your concierge on WhatsApp will share exact addresses and book a private 30-minute slot for you.
How does delivery work for other states?
For Port Harcourt, Kano, Enugu, Ibadan, Kaduna, Uyo, and all other cities, we send via insured waybill. A small, fully-deductible commitment fee secures your unit. Your concierge will explain the entire freight process with live tracking.
Will it survive Nigeria's power and NEPA?
Absolutely. Every chair is built with a 100V–280V internal voltage stabilizer specifically for Nigerian conditions. Surges, spikes, thunder, generator fluctuations — your chair is protected. The cheap ₦400k knockoffs from Jiji fry within 6 months.
Does voice control need Wi-Fi or an app?
No. 100% offline. Dual acoustic microphones with ambient noise cancellation. Tuned specifically for Nigerian accents and Pidgin English. No app to download. No Bluetooth pairing. No reading glasses needed.
What's covered in the warranty?
Everything — motors, 4D rollers, all 44 airbags, circuit boards, voice module, leather, heating elements. Our mobile engineers come to your home in Lagos and Abuja. Spare parts are warehoused in Nigeria — not in China.
Still have a question? Chat directly with our executive concierge — no bots, no waiting.
You’ve worked hard enough.Your home should massage you.
Tap WhatsApp. Get the 4K video and AI voice demo within 60 seconds. Decide from there.
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RC: 1923476 · CAC-registered Nigerian enterprise
Bank: GTBank · Account name: LEXI-AI Wellness Ltd · Verification on WhatsApp
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